How Chinese Speaks English

You must read this out loud!

1) That’s not right ……………………… Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive……… Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP ……………………… Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man ………………………… Dum Dud

5) Small Horse ………………………… Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach …………… Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table ………… Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ………… Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here………………… Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet …… Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a two way zone ………… No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week……… Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight ………………… Lei Ying Lo

14) He’s cleaning his automobile ………… Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive …………… Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great ……………………………………… Fa Kin Su Pah

Virtual Millenium

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3 comments to “How Chinese Speaks English”
Anonymous said...
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Hi, bro you blog posts are so funny la, I'll try to check out everyday ;)

lankapo said...
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halo kawan,

ada masalah, tak cukup wang..10 ribu ...

50 ribu...saya bukan along saya cuma nak tolong...:) gurau2

nice blog u have here :))

thanks for drop by my blog <---how is that sound in chinese? :)

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Anonymous said...
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base guardian, hi n tq. Glad that you enjoy my post. :)

era, lu kasi gua panik lah. Gua ingat lu serius mau mintak wang sama gua. Ha ha ha

"thanks for drop by my blog" = Teng Kiu Fo Kum Min