Orang Cina: June 2008

Seven Eleven

Have you ever come a cross a woman who talks a lot? I mean, a lot a lot, like non stop. She will descript something in detail, and when she has finished with that topic, she will go on to another one almost immediately.

She has so many things in her mind that she just wants to share with another person all the time. I have met such a woman. Oh boy….she just can’t stop talking.

People say chewing gum is a good form of exercise for your muscle around your mouth, this woman doesn’t need one. The amount of talking she does is enough to give her good and strong muscle around her mouth and cheek.

Some time I tease her, by saying her mouth is just like 7 Eleven, you know…..the convenient stores that never closed! Open 24/7. I like to say to her why her mouth is like seven eleven, never close one?

Well…..I do not care if she talk non stop and her mouth open like 7-11, I will still listen to her with happiness because I love this woman and she is married to me. :)

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You must read this out loud!

1) That’s not right ……………………… Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive……… Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP ……………………… Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man ………………………… Dum Dud

5) Small Horse ………………………… Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach …………… Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table ………… Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ………… Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here………………… Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet …… Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a two way zone ………… No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week……… Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight ………………… Lei Ying Lo

14) He’s cleaning his automobile ………… Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive …………… Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great ……………………………………… Fa Kin Su Pah

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