Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty


Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet


Faye Chen(Mandarin) - Dusty


Carl Cheng(Hokkien) - Buttock


Monica Cheng(Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks


Lucy Leow(Hokkien) - You are dead


Jane Tan(Mandarin) - Frying eggs


Suzie Leow(Hokkien) - Lost till death


Henry Mah(Mandarin) - Hate your mum


Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow


Paul Chan(Mandarin) - Bankrupt


Nelson Tan(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs


Leslie Tong(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin


Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long


Connie Mah(Cantonese) - Call your mother


Danny See(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death


Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails


Pete Tsai(Hokkien) - Nose droppings


Macy Koh(Cantonese) - Never die before

Thanks to Foot In My Door

Comments :

3 comments to “Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names”
menj said...
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making up meaning using ppl's name are so lame.
get a life!

Anonymous said...
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What about HARRY KOK, ANNIE KOK, BEN KOK?

orang cina said...
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menj, get a life?...already got one! tq.

 

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