Wednesday's Word - Dicknotize

DICKNOTIZE

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s):
dick·no·tized; dick·no·tiz·ing;

1 : to induce dicknosis

2 : to dazzle, overcome, or control a woman by use of dick.

3. A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.

example:
>She would drop everyting she was doing when he called wanting to set up a rendezvous. Late night, early morning or even during her lunch break. Rain, sleet, snow or across town on an empty tank she just had to have it. She was dicknotized.

>Britney Spear was so dicknotized by K Fed, he got her to marry him in no time.


DICKNOSIS

Pronunciation: ..dick-no-s?s..
Function: noun

1 : a trancelike state that resembles being in hypnosis but is induced by dick.
2 : any of various conditions that resemble hypnosis caused by dick.


>Even though he had allready removed his love mallet from her sugar walls, her stomache still quivered, her legs were still cramping, and she continued to breathe heavily. She was clearly in a state of dicknosis.<

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