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Listed In Yahoo! and Google Engine II

My blog was listed no 3 in Yahoo Search Engine first page and no 7 in Google Search engine first page in March 31 (read Listed In Yahoo! and Google Engine). Today I did the same search, and halelujah, if you search "orang cina" in Yahoo! search engine, my blog will be listed first and in Google search engine, my blog will be listed third on the first page.

Ha ha ha, that means my blog has climbed up in search engines result. Not bad huh?

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By the way, anyone interested to exchange link with me? I have . Fast fast apply ok.

Guy who gets boob implants

Will you get breast implant if some one dares you. This guy did. Brian Zimbig, a professional gambler got $100 000 for doing that. Just watch the video. Look like he like them (or not?) . Dont know whether to rate the video NSFW or not? Ha ha ha

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty


Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet


Faye Chen(Mandarin) - Dusty


Carl Cheng(Hokkien) - Buttock


Monica Cheng(Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks


Lucy Leow(Hokkien) - You are dead


Jane Tan(Mandarin) - Frying eggs


Suzie Leow(Hokkien) - Lost till death


Henry Mah(Mandarin) - Hate your mum


Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow


Paul Chan(Mandarin) - Bankrupt


Nelson Tan(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs


Leslie Tong(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin


Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long


Connie Mah(Cantonese) - Call your mother


Danny See(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death


Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails


Pete Tsai(Hokkien) - Nose droppings


Macy Koh(Cantonese) - Never die before

Thanks to Foot In My Door

Rude Blogger

I think it is very rude to announce American Idol winner on PPS. It is very unethical to force the result on others who might want to watch it on TV. Plain rude.

Do it like Lost in Translation and Shifting Sand.

Please be more considerate next time. Tq.

School uniform sexy, says group

Are you guys for real? Why would you look at school girls with lust anyway? School girls woh! Can hamsap meh? Unless of course you are pedophiles. Come on lah.

“The white blouse is too transparent for girls and it becomes a source of attraction,” -That is what she said. (She=National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia vice-president Munirah Bahari)

“It becomes a distraction to men, who are drawn to it, whether or not they like looking at it,” Drawn to it? Yeah...if you are a pervert.

Munirah said that “covering up” according to Islamic precepts was important to fend off social ills, including “rape, sexual harassment and even premarital sex.”“Decent clothes which are not revealing can prevent and protect women from any untoward situations,” - Ha ha ha. You mean wearing tudung can solve all this problems?

“This leads to babies born out of wedlock and, to an extent, even prostitution,” she said- Woohhhh prostitution? This is a bit extreme, dont you think so?

Come on lahhhh.

Read the news here

Also reported in Malaysiakini

Mat Rempit-Latest Stunt

Fish Stealer

What are looking huh.....mind your own business.

Tree House Restaurant

Now that’s a hell of an idea to attract customers.

This Okinawa Tree-House restaurant, on Highway 58 at the entrance in Onoyama Park in the south of Japan. What may look like a genuine tree is actually a man-made concrete structure, just like the French used to build in the lathe 19th century. Customers actually have to get in an elevator inside the “trunk” to reach the restaurant. I have to say it’s a pretty original idea and the work on the tree is amazing, I couldn’t tell it was fake the first time I saw it.

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Traffic Police Stopped Me

What are you going to do when traffic policeman stop you? Your first instinct is to ask the policeman "Boleh bincang tuan?" or "Macam mana nak settle boss?". Right or not.


Sometime we talked and bincang with policeman until our mouth dry up, and we cannot get the right "settlement". So how?


Got to sign on the dotted line loh .......... just like this poor kid.......... who I think can't speak very well yet.
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Ketuanan Orang Putih

Yesterday I brought my wife to Hyatt Hotel Kuantan, for buffet dinner at Kampong Restaurant. Hyatt Kuantan is the only 5 stars hotel here in Kuantan and you will expect five star service, but nope, no five stars…..at least no to me and my wife. Not even one star service.

We were seated next to a foreigner (mat salleh lah), and they (the staffs) treated him like God.

“Hello sir, welcome to Hyatt sir, is everything ok sir? how the food sir?, would you like another bottle of beer sir? Can we clear the table for you sir. Would you like to try our butter prawns sir?” Blah blah blah. There were very nice to him.

We could hear and see everything…………… such a good service.

But was I getting the same treatment ?

Bloody hell NO.

Me wife and I were not treated like that at all; we were almost invisible to them. Instead of them coming to my table to service, I got to call them, some time by shouting across the table, some times got to stand up from my table to call them. Our plates were never cleared unless I informed them. My glass never refilled with cold water unless I told them to. No one came to our table to ask if every thing was okay. I have to ask three times for a finger bow. If only the manager or the chef would come over, I would have told them that their service sucks.

How can you enjoy a good buffet dinner, if the service level is so low? When my wife and I left the table to get another round of food, no one went to our table to clear it. By the time we are back with food in our hand, the used plates all still there on the table. I got to call upon the waiter to clear my table. It is not one time thing, but a few cycle.

>Go to take food,> come back to the table>table messy >call the waiter. >The table cleared, >makan, >stand up go >take more food n >plates not cleared>got to do what? >Call the waiter again lah. >And the cycle start again.>

I am complaining because, why are they setting two sets of service standard to their customers. One for orang putih, and one more for locals.

The orang putih just sit on his chair, no need to move, all the waiter will take turn to wait at his table to give him 5 stars service.

For me, to get eye contact with them also susah.

Thank you sir for coming, pls come again sir, hope you enjoyed your dinner sir. These are the parting words the staffs gave to the foreigner.

And for me………….. “sign here”,(I paid with my platinum card lah). No even “thank you”.

From here, I have two conclusions.

One-the staffs (99% malay), were very eager to please the mat salleh, (he was happy….he walk out from restaurant smiling and waving his hand like god, and every one smile back.), he sure is coming back? perhaps another 1 mth or so and then he cabut to his country lah.

Two- Hyatt Kuantan does not bother if local customers are happy or not. I was not, I walk out with no one saying good night to us. May be they are not interested to have long term business with us local.

Ketuanan Orang Putih is still their mentality.

Albertxuling2007-The Pedophile

After reading Chanlilian's blog, I tried to go this Albert's blog......but too late. Shut downed already. Do not know whether he or Blogger removed the blog. But I still managed to see two of the cached pages for his blog. Sicko. Real pervert. This the link (here and here). But pls be warned : contain NSFW .

I guess he must be pooping in his pants right now, or may be he has cabut to Dongguan or Shenzhen, his favourite location. Stupid.

Tom Cruise Official Website Launched

Tom Cruise

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Tom Cruise Official Website

Pls click on the pic to go to his site.

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